Put this jolly fellow in your bathroom — when the door is opened, he's sure to give visitors a greeting they won't forget!
He sings (to the tune of "Up on the Housetop"): HO HO HO who's gotta go?HO HO HO who's gotta go?Here in the bathroom, don't mind me!I'm here to keep you company!
He says: Whatcha doin? On second thought, never mind! Pull up a seat and make yourself comfy!If you need any presents wrapped, I've got plenty of paper in here!Are you okay? You look a bit flushed! Get it? Flushed!